Funny things kids say…

I try to save a list of funny things the boys say and then periodically post to the blog, so I can look back and smile in the years to come.  I haven’t posted any of these in a long time {I think its been close to a year!}, so here it goes…

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Coe: today J (kid in class) said a bad word.

Me: He did?  What did he say?

Coe: He said b-u-t-t!

Me: Well that isn’t a nice word, and we shouldn’t say that.

(Long pause)

Coe: Does that spell butt or penis?

Me (surprised and stifling a laugh): That spells butt.

Coe: How do you spell penis?

Me: p-e-n-i-s

Coe: That is what Mrs. Giggey said too.

Me: What?!?!  Did you ask Mrs. Giggey how to spell penis today?

Coe: Yes, it was “word day” and she said we could ask her any word and she could spell it for us!

Counting the days til we are kicked out of preschool.

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Me: Jack let Mac try on your baseball hat so I can see what size he needs

Mac: Its a little big.

Me: Jack what size did you get?

Jack: It’s a 6 and three quarters.  Mac probably needs a six and two dimes

Mac: Yep that sounds about right, six and two dimes

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Coe to his teacher - every Friday is like Christmas b/c that is when my mommy picks me up from school! #meltsmyheart

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Coe: There is one bad thing about being 5.

Mommy: What?

Coe: It's that much closer to being dult (adult) and dults don't get to play with toys.

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Mac (immediately after Mallie went on a stroller ride on a warm day): Can I hold baby Mallie

Lacy: sure

(Mallie placed in his arms)

Mac to Lacy: She is hot. Not hot like pretty girls are hot, but hot like the sun Lacy said she and Jeff about died laughing but at the same time are trying to figure out how Mac knows what that kind of "hot" means!