Kids say the darndest things

Mac:

A day or two after Mac came home from G’s he wanted to rock Coe to sleep and for some reason I can no longer remember I had to tell him no that I was going to do it.  He said…

I've been rocking him {Coe} for like 5yrs and I leave town for 2 days and this is what happens?  Whatever!

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While in Birmingham

Deeda: Mac scoot over G needs some room

Mac: she likes to be close to me. She's my kind of girl.

 

G: I bet your mommy and daddy are really missing you.        

Mac: Nah, they probably like the break because I never stop talking and I ask a lot of question.

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Day 3 of Kindergarten

Me: no carline today. We are going to park b/c mommy has a mtg

Mac: well you aren't walking me to class b/c I'm not scared

Me: what?

Mac: let's just do carline

Me: but I have a mtg at your school so I have to go inside too

Mac: fine but you have to go in a different door than me

Me: I'll just do carline :(

 

Copeland:

I’m never ever never gonna play wit you again.  I probably hear this at least once a day, and on the weekends its more like 5-10 times a day.  Pretty much anyone who ever says “No” to Coe is going to hear this and then see…

mad face

 

He loves pretending to be a Power Ranger, and repeats one line from the movie over and over again:

Fireblaster, POW! (while pretending to throw something at his target)

Coe is also a parrot.  Anything Mac says, he says. and apparently anything I say, he also repeats.

{Text from Kay Kay}

Coe: I don’t want to hear another word! (with lots of authority and attitude)

Katie: Excuse me?!?!

Coe (laughing): Kay Kay laugh with me!

At night before bed, Coe gets his paci and Bs, and I rock him.  If I give him a kiss goodnight while he has his paci in, he always starts laughing, pulls his paci out and says, “not with my paci with me lips.” Yes, I purposely kiss that paci as often as I can just to see him get tickled!

Finally my all time favorite thing Coe says when he wants me to pick him up is: I need to hold you, mommy! I never correct him.  He will correct himself one day, and it will be just another reminder that he is growing up way to fast.